Women Better than Men

50 Reasons to be a Woman

1. Free drinks.
2. Free dinners.
3. Free movies (you get the point).
4. You can hug your friend without wondering if she thinks you're gay.
5. You can hug your friend without wondering if YOU'RE gay.
6. You know The Truth about whether size matters.
7. Speeding ticket? What's that?
8. New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.
9. You never had to walk down the hall with your binder strategically positioned in high school.
10. If you have sex with someone and don't call him the next day, you're not the devil.
11. Condoms make no significant difference in your enjoyment of sex.
12. If you have to be home in time for 90210, you can say so, out loud.
13. If you're not making enough money you can blame the glass ceiling.
14. You can sleep your way to the top.
15. You can sue the President for sexual harassment.
16. Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.
17. It's possible to live your whole life without ever taking a group shower.
18. No fashion faux pas you make could rival The Speedo.
19. Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise and Tom Selleck.
20. You don't have to fart to amuse yourself.
21. If you cheat on your spouse, people assume it's because you're being emotionally neglected.
22. YOU never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.
23. You'll never have to decide where to hide your nose-hair clipper.
24. No one passes out when you take off your shoes.
25. If you think the person you're dating really likes you, you don't have to break up with him.
26. Excitement is only as far away as the nearest beauty-supply store.
27. If you forget to shave, no one has to know.
28. You can congratulate your teammate without ever touching her ass.
29. If you have a zit, you can conceal it.
30. You never have to reach down every so often to make sure your privates are still there.
31. If you're dumb, some people will find it cute.
32. You don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
33. You have the ability to dress yourself.
34. You have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month.
35. You can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
36. If you marry someone 20 years younger, you're aware that you look like.
37. If you're wearing cologne, you don't have to pretend it's after shave.
38. You'll probably never see someone you know while peeing in an alley.
39. You'll never have to punch a hole through anything with your fist.
40. You can quickly end any fight by crying.
41. Your friends won't think you're weird if you ask whether there's spinach in your teeth.
42. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
43. You've never had a goatee.
44. Gay waiters don't make you uncomfortable.
45. You'll never regret piercing your ears.
46. You can fully assess a person just by looking at her shoes.
47. You'll never discover you've been duped by a Wonderbra.
48. You don't have hair on your back.
49. You know which glass was yours by the lipstick mark.
50. You get to hate Paris Hilton in the way only another woman truly can.

C-Om-pLex WoMen

Women Are Difficult

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don't, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp If you don't, you are not understanding
If you visit her often, she thinks you are boring If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy If you don't, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it's bad If you don't, she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time" If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen If you listen, she wants you to talk
In short:
So simple, yet so complex So weak, yet so powerful So confusing, yet so desirable So damning, yet so wonderful... ....WOMEN!

4__ m-Y d_e-A-r-Es-T F-R-i-E-n_d_S

WAIT

***Wait for the boy who pursues you. The one who will makean ordinary moment seem magical;the kind of boy who brings out the best in youand makes you want to be a better person. Wait for the boy who will be your best friend;the person who will drop everythingto be with you at any time of the dayno matter what the circumstances. Wait for the boy who makes you smilelike no other boy makes you smile,and when he smiles you know he needs you.Wait for the boy who wants to show you offto the world when you are in sweatsand have no makeup on,but appreciates it whenyou get all dolled up for him.And most of all,wait for the boy who will put youat the center of his universe,because obviously he's at the center of yours.****

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The greatest weakness of most humans Is their hesitancy to tell others, How much they love them While they're alive.

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"Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat,or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on.One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky his is to have you....The one who turns to his friends and says, 'that's her.'

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Be true to love, and love will be true to you.......

m-Y l-O-v-Es Q-o-U_T-eS

1.Love can make you happy but often times it hurts,
but love is only special when you give it to who its worth

2.One can not truly experience the beauty of love without enduring
the pain that comes with it once it is lost.

3.You will know that you love someone when you want him/her to be happy.
Even if that means you're not a part of their happiness

4.Some people think that it's holding on that makes one strong;
sometimes it's letting go.

5.Ask me how many times my heart has been broken
and I will tell you to look in the sky and count the stars.

6.Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes...... just be an illusion.

7.If you have love in your life it can make up for a great many things you lack.
If you don't have it, no matter what else there is, it's not enough.

8.Love that we can not have is the one that last the longest,
hurts the deepest and feels the strongest

9.A relationship is a two way street. It's never all your fault or the other persons.
You go into the relationship together and work through it all together.

10.Distance never separates two hearts that really care,
for our memories span the miles and in seconds we are there. But whenever I start feeling sad, because I miss you,
I remind myself how lucky I am to have someone so special to miss.

francine

but why is that being francine is so hard???

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warm hearted,impulsive,and generous, lively in manner, spirited in bearing